Goodbye Old Paint

Ughhhh I swear I am the worst dancer EVER. (Most of my friends call it “hilarious” but I think they are just being generous and sugarcoating the truth of the matter.)

I sometimes attempt the booty drop but it probably just looks like I’m trying to be sexy while doing squats? Also apparently my “jammin’ to music face” is actually a version of the despised “duck lips” aaaaand basically I just need to stay home, I think.