"Certainly there was nothing along the lines of a review idlewild received years ago for our album ‘warnings/promises’, which started ‘the problems with this band rest squarely at the feet of woomble…’ and then went on to assassinate my character and abilities in 500 words leaving me feeling that I’d been slapped around by some invisible hands. It was almost funny how awful it was. Almost."

Plenty of tea towels | Roddy Woomble

Wtf?  That’s terrible.