Haha, now I have to go find this on Hulu.
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November 28, 2012
October 25, 2012
In lieu of that last post:
“This is important, so go grab a pencil.
If you are about to talk about rape, I want you to stab yourself in the eye with your pencil.
Just jam it in there, really work it around, just back and forth, up in your skull cavity. See if you can get it in there and sever the portion of your brain that stores the word rape.”
— Stephen Colbert
July 23, 2012
universalequalityisinevitable:
Colbert is beginning to realize his part in the global consciousness shift either needs to change along with it or become obsolete.
Can I come and live in your house, Mark?!? I love you…
July 06, 2012
I love this man.
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July 05, 2012
Ha, nice.
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June 27, 2012
“According to (a) report, although only six percent of the global population lives in America, we are responsible for more than a third of its obesity. What does that mean? Who knows, because we’re only 27th in math.”
— STEPHEN COLBERT, The Colbert Report (via inothernews)
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February 03, 2012
“I spoke to Trevor Potter, former chairman of the FEC and adviser to John McCain, and the man Colbert has designated his “personal lawyer,” about the consequences of Colbert’s assault on the campaign finance regime. Potter is very careful not to ascribe an end game to Colbert’s efforts but says that he has seen Colbert’s campaign finance crusade as an “opportunity to open up to the rest of the world what we lawyers already know: that the whole area of campaign finance is a mess.” He adds that Colbert’s antics are “having a real effect in terms of public understanding about how the system works” and getting people to start to think about how to fix it.”
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Stephen Colbert is winning the war against the Supreme Court and Citizens United. - Slate Magazine
We love you, Stephen.
November 29, 2011
“Tuesday, 11/29: Tinariwen
It was just Thanksgiving in the US, and so I have to give (even more) thanks to Stephen–and his bookers–for introducing me to music I did not previously know. While I try to stay abreast of major entries in the huge and amorphous…
Sweet! Good for them!
July 22, 2011
- For more, let’s go to me on a different camera.
- Thanks, Stephen.
Yeah. That was great.
(via fuckyeahstephencolbert)
July 21, 2011
Stephen Colbert on his Emmy nominations:
Unbelievably, we were once again snubbed for “Outstanding achievement in prosthetic make-up”. People just don’t realise that under this, I’m like Admiral Ackbar.
“It’s a trap!”
Heh heh. I’ve taken to watching him on Hulu while I work out and giggle like crazy.
(Source: figgymoonpowder, via fuckyeahstephencolbert)
